The following questions and answers were collated from the
Scholastic Aptitude Test (SAT) given in Springdale, Texas in
2000 to 16 year-old students:
Q: Name the four seasons
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where
the sun joins in this fight.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium
contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs,
and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels...
A,E,I,O and U.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "caesarean section"
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight